song titles

[jimbob92c]

Short history and then on to the good stuff.

I've been playing bars and taverns since '73 ( magic 21) and played community and school dances prior to that. Part of the schtick that has stuck with me and my long running band mates is to announce a humorous song title before we play a selection ( not all the time but when appropriate).
Anyway, my old outfit is getting together again this summer to dust off the cobwebs and hopefully record a CD for the old fans.

I need some new song titles as we have been regurgitating the following for some time now. Of course, more than a few have been nicked off of Homer and Jethro......

"Get off the stove Sonny, it's no time to be riding the range".

"The shades of night were falling fast...but I got a pretty good look anyway.."

"I didn't like her apartment, so I knocked her flat.."

"She kissed him in the canoe and he shot off across the lake..."

"She was bred in Arkansas, but now she's just a crumb to me.."

"She was a cross-eyed teacher who just couldn't control her pupils.."

and so on....

like.."She's just a fly on the screendoor of my heart"

You get the idea...

Anyone out there know a few more? Invent a few? Let's hear them..

Thanks,

Jim

[06shooter]

She is the gunneys daughter and rotten to the corps.

[Butch]

6-shooter,lmfao!!!

[RickJ]

Our love life was electric, until she pulled the plug.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. (I stole that one from some old comedy song)


She was built like a fine piece of furniture, until her chest fell into her drawers.

[RickJ]

Thanks to the miracle of the internet, it's gotten a lot easier to find funny song titles. FOund a few sites using google.

Here's one of my favorite titles.

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Here's the site I found it on.

http://www.ohek.co.uk/funnies/fun-titles.htm


There's a few good ones in here too.

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm

A few samples from the above site.

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love