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02-24-2007, 06:59 PM
this seems fitting....you all being from Minn and me from ND
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Subject: Ole's new cow
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.
He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over
in Nordakota. (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandahoovians out
there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. Ole reaches
under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow
farts.
Ole is very surprised.
He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow
to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk
does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current
owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull
her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't
yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."
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Subject: Ole's new cow
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.
He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over
in Nordakota. (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandahoovians out
there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. Ole reaches
under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow
farts.
Ole is very surprised.
He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow
to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk
does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current
owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull
her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't
yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."
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