RickJ
07-15-2007, 09:44 AM
A father walks into a bookstore with his three year old son. The boy has a quarter in one hand. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts shouting for help.
An attractive woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar, reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up; puts down the cup; neatly folds the paper and places it on the counter; and gets up and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and, then, ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the child's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and, without a word, returns to her coffee and paper.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."
An attractive woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar, reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up; puts down the cup; neatly folds the paper and places it on the counter; and gets up and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of his testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and, then, ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the child's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and, without a word, returns to her coffee and paper.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."