Sparky_Bill
01-29-2004, 04:52 PM
When I was younger I went shopping for a used motorcycle. I finally found one for a great price, but it was missing a seal, so whenever it rained I had to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
One day, my girlfriend at the time, invited me over for dinner to meet her parents. I drove my motorcycle to her house, where she was outside waiting for me. She says, "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
I sat down for dinner and everything was just how she described it. Dishes were piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody was saying a word. Finally, I decided to have a little fun. I grabbed my girlfriend, threw her on the table and had sex with her in front of her parents. My girlfriend became a little flustered, her dad was obviously livid, and her mom horrified as I sat back down. But no one said a word though.
A few minutes later I grabbed my girlfriend's mom, threw her on the table and repeated my performance.
Now my girlfriend became furious, her dad was boiling, and her mother became a little happier. But still there was complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there was a loud clap of thunder as it started to rain. I suddenly remembered my motorcycle and jumped up with my jar of Vaseline in my hand. Upon witnessing this, my girlfriend's father backed away from the table and screamed, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE DISHES!"
:BigLaugh:
One day, my girlfriend at the time, invited me over for dinner to meet her parents. I drove my motorcycle to her house, where she was outside waiting for me. She says, "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
I sat down for dinner and everything was just how she described it. Dishes were piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody was saying a word. Finally, I decided to have a little fun. I grabbed my girlfriend, threw her on the table and had sex with her in front of her parents. My girlfriend became a little flustered, her dad was obviously livid, and her mom horrified as I sat back down. But no one said a word though.
A few minutes later I grabbed my girlfriend's mom, threw her on the table and repeated my performance.
Now my girlfriend became furious, her dad was boiling, and her mother became a little happier. But still there was complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there was a loud clap of thunder as it started to rain. I suddenly remembered my motorcycle and jumped up with my jar of Vaseline in my hand. Upon witnessing this, my girlfriend's father backed away from the table and screamed, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE DISHES!"
:BigLaugh: